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epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

moralpanics:

all my friends like “We’re here, we’re queer, we’re mentally ill and struggling with the fact that we’re legal adults in a capitalist society with all the oppressions that entails”

stability:

friend: come outside

me: no

friend: i’ll buy you food

me:

image

doriansennui:

amazing-how-you-love:

browngirldecolonized:

Jenny Yang in “If Asians Said the Stuff White People Say”

"I just LOVE dating white guys because they’re so large and overbearing" 

"Omg 2 forks?! That would look totally cute in my hair!"

"I have like kinda round eyes, so I’m practically white."

"I decorated my whole house in crosses!"

cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

fuckviserys:

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

triplash:

hands up erry1 that freakishly relates to this

swirlix:

the popular image of a “psychotic person” is really baffling to me and its been grating on me lately

just a few minutes ago i was stirring some spaghetti sauce and suddenly got really profoundly concerned that it wasn’t actually real

is that violent?? am i dangerous? am i going to commit an out of control phantasmal spaghetti crime??? stop me before its too late

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missingrache:

varietyshow:

These are the best gender neutral new baby greeting cards I have ever seen in my entire life.

Aaaaaa THAT IS SO CUTE AND GOOD

missingrache:

varietyshow:

These are the best gender neutral new baby greeting cards I have ever seen in my entire life.

Aaaaaa THAT IS SO CUTE AND GOOD

churchvan:

if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that

stupidstagram:

women are more likely than men to develop a mental illness but you rarely hear about women going on shooting sprees because men won’t sleep with us or love us or fuck us, bottom line, if you’re willing to relate mental illness and mass murder while also refusing to relate misogyny to women dying at the hands of men, then bye bye no time for you 

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